Well, folks, it’s that time again. We at Dealix hold ourselves accountable to the highest quality standards for the leads we send to you. We know you work hard and your time is valuable, and you don’t have time to waste on the dreamers and the tire kickers who aren’t ready to buy. That’s why we pride ourselves in scrupulously screening every lead that comes our way before we send them to you. Our topnotch Dealix technology and our dedicated customer service team work hard to ensure that every purchase request we send to you is from a qualified car buyer.
Of course, we’re sorry to say, every barrel of good apples inevitably has a rotten one in there somewhere, and it’s our job to make sure you don’t eat any worms. But just because we can’t sell you those rotten apple leads, doesn’t mean we can’t show them to you!
So, without further ado, here are more of those rotten apple leads you never see, from those witty Web surfers with too much time on their hands. We have categorized them for your reading convenience. Hope you enjoy them as much as we do.
Straight From The Animal Kingdom
Matt Therat
Jack Ass
Dino Sore
Dog Cat
Jojotheape Iamnotanape
Jane Doe A. Deer
They Think They’re Cute
X. Emma
Guy Incognito
Abbey Road
Ida Hoe
May Flower
Patty O'Furniture
Bailey N. Cream
Jim Dandy
Jack Frost
Fred N. Ethel
Call To Action
Haywood Uloanmedough
Fatima So I. Goonadiet
Dustin Youreyes
Ty Yurshoes
E.Z. Doesit
For The Grownups
Anita Mann
And our all-time favorite:
Hugh Jass
Happy Holidays!
